where have all the cowboys gone?

fuck if i know. i don't understand why its incumbant upon me to ffind all the cowboys. ive only met a few cowboys and by my estimation they're really not all that great. horses are a poor form of transportation thesse days unless you find yourself in the middle of a very violent riot. personally i hate horses becouse i believe that they are up to something. just looking into thier eyes i see them scheming and plotting the downfall of mankind. why you may ask? because the automobile replaced them. pure jealousy. what proof do you have of thier evil intentions? FACT: horses are responsible for the most human finger losses a year eever since someone began to keep track of the amount of fingers lost by humans and the cause of the fingers being loss. as far as this man is concerned that is just the tip of the iceburg. you be the judge. i believe our only defense against these sinister creatures is the greatest weapon known to man... ninjas.













ive already begun training with a few of my fellow snakes and have written numerous e-mails to chuck norris, the three ninjas, steven segal, chow young phat, shadowstorm, and snake eyes. no effort however was made to contact jean claude van damme..... that dude is crap.


future generations will carry on our mighty cause.