yar matey!!!

fuck ballers. we snakes, we dont ball, we plunder rape and pilage. our new coffee table was aquisitioned from the commander of the spanish fleet. we made him watch us drink coffee and place interesting reading material upon its glass surface right before we slay him. you have no idea how much windex it takes to clean spanish captain blood off of glass. to celebrate we smoked hash out of his skull. snakes smoke fools.